Why are you so late?

Late Arrival One golfer asked his friend, “Why are you arriving so late for your tee time?” His friend replied, “It’s Sunday.

I had to toss a coin between going to church and playing golf.” “Yes,” continued the friend, “but that still doesn’t tell me why you are so late.”

“Well,” said the fellow, “it took over twenty-five tosses to get it right!”
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